and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

dawliah:

Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder

thatfunnyblog:

she died like 17 times

thatfunnyblog:

she died like 17 times

(Source: loboculiao)

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

barbellsandboys:

kylehilde:

Here, have a slow motion gif of my back on your dash idk.

Well fuck me

the-real-goddamazon:

theladyinthestripeddress:

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

Yesss

IT’S ALWAYS FROZEN POULTRY